Just Funny

・I probably don't think as much as I think I do.

・Socks are (like) underwear for shoes.

・Dr. Ashworth: "Translation isn't Dishwashing"

・met a guy name Guy who knew another Guy,
asked: so did you guys hang out?

・two sheep tryin to raise a tiger..

・Monkeys groom each other while tigers groom themselves.

・Mom: "感謝主妳談戀愛了!"

・RuPaul: "we all came into this world naked, the rest of it is all drag"

~a logic teacher's reasonings~

Q: What is the plural form of moose?
A: Since goose ⇒ geese, therefore moose ⇒ meese

Q: How to make your own soy ice cream.
A: Put in some soy milk and some cream on top.

Supernatural

太陽 風雨 海浪

沙灘 泥巴 岩石

海鳥 鯨魚

宇宙 星空 島嶼 山脈

手套 安全帽 外套

頭髮 體溫 唇

小林一茶

古池や

蛙(かわず)飛びこむ

水の音

・
・
・

パシャン

・
・

出会ってしまった

栓

鬆懈了

解開了

發自內心

流露

溢出

滴落

harsh

消極

定義

劃線

冷淡

現實

殘酷

強烈

一針見血

Aristotle

"Man is by nature a political animal. He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god."

I don't know why I still remember this, but for some reason it stood out.